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Porn is good. Even for girls.
By 'my own place' I mean 'apartment.' I ain't rich enough to buy a house, you know.
Obviously.
Got any better at drawing?
Nope. In fact, I've gotten worse.
I'm flattered. :')
6 comments and already I'm starting to have little trouble coming up with something to reply back with.
We're gonna talkin' about the PENIS!!
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We'll be talkin' about the VAGINA!!
Give me a minute...........................
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..................... ok I give up.
Beavis and Butthead. :D
I used to watch that show a couple years ago.
It's from a Beavis and Butthead episode entitled "No Lauging." Go watch it on YouTube.
I just watched it. The animation was crude as hell. Funny though.
I would have sex with your mouth until your brains leaked out of your ears.
Are you some kind of incubus?
Hey there babeh, wanna grab a drink after work or something?
Maybeh...
Only if you're into that kinda thing, baby. ;D
Wouldn't YOUR ass like to know... );D
(Holy shit! My first non-sarcastic usage of a smiley!)
I've tallied the number of times I've been called 'baby' throughout my history of NG membership and I ended up with 37. All from the BBS, my userpage, and the PM system... well mostly the PM system.
I COULD CALL YOU A FILTHY WHORE IF YOU'D PREFER, BITCH.
ALTHOUGH KNOWING YOU, I DOUBT THAT'S ANY MORE ORIGINAL. D:<
All I did was just mention how any times I've been called 'baby.' That didn't necessarily mean you had to stop.
Excellent, during the sex part i'll shove video tapes up your ass.
Whoa! Where did THAT come from?
Good, because I didn't intend to, baby. D:<
srsly tho, I'm fucking bored, you got AIM/MSN? <3
Nope, just MySpace.
I think I have MySpace IM tucked deep away somewhere, but that shit sucks.
I tried MySpace IM a while back, but it didn't work out in the end; none of my friends use it.
SHITLEUS!!!
That kid has a 'lolleus' name!
Still bored here.
THANKS FOR NOTHING, MIDIAN, GOD.
Here's a url to a Ren & Stimpy clip.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sc-K0A hiw6s
Here's a url to a DBZ parody.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vAvFle tkGpc
Here's a url to a ventriloquist.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GFelEa 8wAIk
Guaranteed to decrease boredom by a minimum of 20%.
You work at a video store it says. So i mixed work with pleasure.
You a movie person or something?
Ah, so that's what it meant!
It's kinda ironic that I work in a video store. I hardly ever watch movies (with the exceptions on my favorites).
^ You're creepy as fuck. ^
Don't feel like looking at YouTube videos, I'm listening to music. Got anything else?
Well, there's 2 short comics in AlexanderTheInsane's userpage, although you might have to go back a couple entries.
How would you be like in solitary confidment? NO SUICIDE TOOLS!
Is intentional starvation a suicide tool?
knuxrouge
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Sucks, really.
Midian
Looks like I would have to follow the guidelines of Attention Whoring 101.